Excuse me! Excuse me, may I have your attention please? The unisex is currently out of commission. Ally is wedged inside a toilet bowl. We would appreciate your sensitivity until this crisis is over. Please, go about your work.
About the wedding, I don’t like walking down the aisle. It feels too formal. That’s how we walk into court, for God’s sake. I want to be suspended from the ceiling.
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Liza Bump
John Cage: I object, I object, I object.
Judge Walsh: I am not impressed by trilogy, Mr. Cage
Something isn’t working…
Whoever said that theres plenty of fish in the sea was lying. Sometimes there’s only one fish.
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Ally McBeal
I knew this would happen if I took a job here: you’d make me work.
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Ling Woo
“If you, say, invite a dozen or so men home with you from a bar, and a good many actually show, are you expected to sleep with all of them?” - Elaine
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